All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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