sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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