Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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