He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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