Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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