ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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