yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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