Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
someone get that fucking seahorse.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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