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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I want to make a zoo with you.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  i would punch a child for taco bell

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating

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• (305): View more from Florida

  and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.

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• (315): View more from New York

  We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense

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• (716): View more from New York

  Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.

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