I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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