I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?