Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I want to make a zoo with you.
i would punch a child for taco bell
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.