Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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