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(302): View more from Delaware

Nicole vs. Life

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?

(206): View more from Washington

Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.

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(631): View more from New York

we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it

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only you. it could only happen to you.

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(208): View more from Idaho

His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.

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HE'S 26!!!

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(248): View more from Michigan

i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia

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(212): View more from New York

at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver

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(845): View more from New York

So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...

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(404): View more from Georgia

Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.

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