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• (972): View more from Texas

  so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.

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  so how much did i say i owed you?

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  $5 and a new fuck buddy.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?

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• (650): View more from California

  i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?

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• (415): View more from California

  Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything

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• (661): View more from California

  I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  His name was toto. That should have been my red flag

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