Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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