You're so nebulous sometimes
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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