Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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