I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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