don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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