Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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