Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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