similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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