You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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