I never want to see another naked old woman again.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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