I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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