i'm signing you up for texting rehab
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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