Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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