Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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