That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?