I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult