I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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