I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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