dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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