So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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