That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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