she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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