He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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