I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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