I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.