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(650): View more from California

the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i

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(316): View more from Kansas

sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.

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(716): View more from New York

I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

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(631): View more from New York

I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.

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(972): View more from Texas

It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.

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(+61): View more from Australia

THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.

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(251): View more from Alabama

well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras

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(281): View more from Texas

drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.

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