just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.