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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...

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(404): View more from Georgia

think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...

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(847): View more from Illinois

i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.

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(214): View more from Texas

I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate

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(817): View more from Texas

Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage

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