yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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