is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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