well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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