People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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