I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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