bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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