I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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