Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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