This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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