If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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