Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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