so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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