Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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