Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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