But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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