I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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