If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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