I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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