i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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