talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
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Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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