And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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